What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
13.06.2025 05:14
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Once-a-week pill for schizophrenia shows promise in clinical trials - MIT News
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …